Funny Quotes / Friends

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Friendship is the key to everything

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Friends are our chosen family.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.