Funny Quotes / Friends

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

All the best people are crazy.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.