Funny Quotes / Friends

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Friendship is the key to everything

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.