Funny Quotes / Friends

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.