Funny Quotes / Friends

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.