Funny Quotes / Friends

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.