Funny Quotes / Friends

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.