Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Friends are our chosen family.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

All the best people are crazy.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.