Funny Quotes / Friends

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

All the best people are crazy.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Friends are our chosen family.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.