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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.