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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Friends are our chosen family.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.