Funny Quotes / Friends

A true friend stabs you in the front.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Friends are our chosen family.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.