Funny Quotes / Friends

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Friendship is the key to everything

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

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