Funny Quotes / Friends

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Friends are our chosen family.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।