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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.