Funny Quotes / Friends

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Friends are our chosen family.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Friendship is the key to everything