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Funny Quotes / Friends

Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Friendship is the key to everything

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.