Funny Quotes / Friends

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.