Funny Quotes / Friends

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.