Funny Quotes / Friends

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Happiness is having crazy friends.