Funny Quotes / Friends

All the best people are crazy.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Our craziness made us best friends.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Friends are our chosen family.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!