Funny Quotes / Friends

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

All the best people are crazy.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.