Funny Quotes / Friends

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.