Funny Quotes / Friends

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.