Funny Quotes / Friends

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Friendship is the key to everything

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.