Funny Quotes / Friends

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

All the best people are crazy.

Our craziness made us best friends.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friends are our chosen family.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.