Funny Quotes / Friends

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Friends are our chosen family.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

All the best people are crazy.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.