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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

All the best people are crazy.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Friends are our chosen family.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.