Funny Quotes / Friends

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।