Funny Quotes / Friends

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Friendship is the key to everything

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Friends are our chosen family.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।