Funny Quotes / Friends

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Our craziness made us best friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.