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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.