Funny Quotes / Friends

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad