सुनो तुम यूँ हमसे खफा ना हुआ करो. पता है ना की हम कुछ भी नहीं तुम्हारे बिना
Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.
We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.
Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.
The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.
Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.
Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.
Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.
Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.
Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.
Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.
If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.
God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.
Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.
Every tall girl needs a short best friend.
We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.
Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.
If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.
A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.
Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.
मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।
Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.
A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad
Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.
Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.
If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.
You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!
डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।
Friendship is being equally annoying.
You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.