Funny Quotes / Friends

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Friends are our chosen family.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Friendship is being equally annoying.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.