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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Friendship is the key to everything

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.