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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friends are our chosen family.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Friendship is the key to everything

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.