Funny Quotes / Friends

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Friends are our chosen family.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Friendship is the key to everything

Our craziness made us best friends.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.