Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Happiness is having crazy friends.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Friends are our chosen family.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।