Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Happiness is having crazy friends.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Friendship is the key to everything

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!