Funny Quotes / Friends

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.