Funny Quotes / Friends

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.