Funny Quotes / Friends

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।