Funny Quotes / Friends

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

All the best people are crazy.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friendship is the key to everything

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.