Funny Quotes / Friends

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Our craziness made us best friends.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

All the best people are crazy.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.