Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship is the key to everything

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.