Funny Quotes / Friends

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

All the best people are crazy.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.