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Funny Quotes / Friends

Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Friends are our chosen family.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!