Funny Quotes / Friends

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.