Funny Quotes / Friends

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Our craziness made us best friends.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

All the best people are crazy.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.